An Interesting Breakfast in Laguna

Here is a funny one for  all you analytic type complainers

So we found ourselves (jon and myself) at a quaint breakfast burrito establishment in laguna beach some few days past.  We had ordered each a burrito when we were approached by none other then the most typical laguna beach 50 year old ever.  Not only did this woman have a spray on tan and bleached blonde straight hair, everything about her was fake, from her lip to her seemngly well shapped behind.  She struck up a conversation and being the gentlemen jon and i are, we kept up our end of the deal.  We told her about our morning walk on the beach and how were visiting from cal poly.  What you have to understand about laguna is there are 3 types of people there.

1. Rich people who don't work and are just there.
2. Average - Wealthy people (Us) who can afford to stay for a day or two
3. Average - Wealthy people who want to meet the rich people (her)

For whatever reason this woman took a fancy in jon and myself, maybe due to our adolescent nature, our beutiful flowing hair, or the fact that she though we were trust fun spoiled rich kids having fun on the beach.  I mean who can really tell.

She started giving us compliments, ytelling us that we probably looked good on the beach without shirts on, and that she remembered the good old days of trolling for guys on the beach...obviously not too long in her past.  It had soo much potential to being a regular conversation...except that she kept taking it farther.  She wanted us to go a a lakers game because she swore good looking guys like ourselves could pick up any women there.  This little talk continud for another 5 min untill both jon and i were thoroughly sexually confused.

We left standing abruptly and saying goodby as to not draw out any final salutations.  My only regret is not taking  picture of this woman to post here.  Oh well...